just returned from my two-week hiatus to new hampshire, a land full of diners…
and i had NO PIE!
that’s right.
NO PIE.
oh, i tried to get pie.
and i ended up eating some bad pie fascimiles (like a knockoff rectangular apple pie a la the mcdonalds brand except not warm.)
but i haven’t had any pie.
i haven’t had any PIE for two weeks.
and i’m cranktacular.
if anyone can procure some pie for me STAT, it would be greatly appreciated.
