Archive for June, 2010


Why I equate the Good Humor truck with sex (it’s not what you think)

Remember how the cardboard packaging got soggier and soggier as you ate it? Yet you persevered.

Summers during my formative years in suburban NY were spent looking forward to the daily visit to the Good Humor truck. Often, the thought of a Strawberry Shortcake, Jet-Star or Push-up Pop was the only thing that kept me going through the mandatory fun of day-camp activities.

While you might associate the Good Humor man with the mustachioed, portly chap below, ours was anything but.


A high schooler who was a cross between Spiccoli and Matthew McConaughey drove the truck, often pulling up shirtless with a Daisy Dukes-clad fox in the passenger seat. These female sidekicks varied from week to week. Blissfully naive at the time, I wouldn’t have noticed if it weren’t for the other kids pointing this fact out.

Yes, the Good Humor man was a man-whore, way before the term was even coined. Which made us 8-year-olds even more awestruck. Not only did the guy have his pick of ice cream bars, but women too.


Chocolate-covered bacon 2.0

Party in your mouth? A cross-section of the chicharron chocolate bar with pork rinds.

Does hearing the words “chocolate-covered bacon” make you yawn? Then maybe it’s time to try the chicharron chocolate bar made with pork rinds from Xocolatl de David, if you can get a hold of one. These are hard to come by because they were made in limited quantities. (Food Network magazine describes the flavor as Nestle Crunch with a bacony twist.) But the Xocolatl de David online store did have a Raleigh Bar with bacon caramel on top of pecan chocolate nougat that you can order.



What does this humble ice cream sandwich have to do with the Duggars?

Earlier this week as I was walking past the 7-11, I got a random craving for an ice cream sandwich. So simple, yet so good. The 7-11 house brand was about a buck and just as delicious as I remembered–if not better, which rarely happens when I build expectations up.

It brought to mind an episode of “18 Kids and Counting” with the Duggar family of Arkansas (well, I think they had 18 kids back when I saw this episode). One of the kids was laying ice cream sandwiches side by side in a pan, then smothering that layer with various sauces and toppings, finished with another layer of sandwiches.


Personally, I think the ice cream sandwich is perfect as is and the Duggar recipe is a bastardization of it (if I may use a word that includes “bastard.” I’m not sure whether the Duggars would object.). Anyway, if you’d like to try this recipe for your large brood or a party, here it is from


Makes a 9”x 13” Pan
24 Ice cream sandwiches
8 oz. Cool Whip™
1 Hershey’s™ chocolate syrup bottle
1 Smuckers™ caramel syrup bottle
2 king size Butterfinger™ candy bars chopped up
1st layer -12 ice cream sandwiches
2nd – half of whipped cream
3rd – half of Butterfinger™ bars, Squeeze 1/2 of caramel &
chocolate over that.
4th – rest of ice cream sandwiches
5th – Cool Whip™
6th – rest of Butterfinger™, caramel & chocolate


Root beer float. Minus the root.

Root beer and ice cream go like PB&J. But beer and ice cream? I’m skeptical. Guinness *might* work in this combination since it’s naturally creamy. Definitely not Coors and ice cream, though.

On a DC scorcher like today, you can pick one up at Againn at 11th & New York Avenue.


Easy weekend brunch: pancake in a pan

Also known as David Eyre’s pancake. I got this from Metrocurean (click on the photo to see the post), figuring it wouldn’t suck. And it didn’t. It was like a puffy, eggy crepe–or a popover, depending on how you look at it.

The recipe calls for only 5 ingredients for the pancake, and it’s ridiculously easy. The only thing is, although the recipe suggests this serves 2-4, in my house it serves 1. So with a baking time of at least 15 minutes, you may need a few skillets going at the same time.

Don’t overmix the batter, because it’ll affect the airy texture you want to achieve. (The mixture went into the pan as pictured, with little lumps in it.) Also, don’t panic if the pancake doesn’t puff up at first. When it I checked it after 5 minutes of baking, it was flat like a crepe, so I’d assumed I’d messed it up. Another 5 minutes passed, and it was nice and puffy.

My accompaniments: blueberry-lemon jam, lemon juice (use judiciously or your pancake will be soggy), and pear butter. The blueberry-lemon jam was excavated from the far reaches of my fridge. I’m one of those people who believes things made with that much sugar never go bad. This pear butter’s from Cowgirl Creamery, but you can find something similar at farmers’ markets, the food-reject aisle at Marshall’s, etc.

David Eyre’s Pancake

Recipe via, adapted from Craig Claiborne’s original
Serves 1-4, or 1 depending on how delicate your appetite is.

2 eggs
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup flour
nutmeg to taste
2 tbsp. butter
toppings like lemon juice, syrup, jams, or whatever else you can find in the fridge

Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Mix eggs with milk. Add sifted flour and nutmeg. Stir together, careful not to overmix. Put the butter in a 10- or 12-inch cast iron skillet (or other oven-safe pan) and put pan into the heated oven. When the butter is sizzling hot, pour the batter into the pan. Bake for 15-20 minutes until the edges are golden brown and nicely puffed.


What’s in Chef Spike’s fridge? You might not wanna know.

Chef Spike is the former Top Chef guy who owns Good Stuff Eatery–the place with a damn fine burger, a bottle of Sriracha on every table, and a milkshake that causes serotonin surges (the toasted marshmallow).

That’s why I was expecting to find better sweets in his fridge and freezer. Jolly Rancher popsicles? Andes chocolates? Skinny Cow ice cream? Hershey’s chocolate syrup? That’s how he (and his fiance) get their sugar on?

Click on the photo to see the full post at BrightestYoungThings.

Photo by Aineki Traverso via BrightestYoungThings


In a perfect world, Duff would make your wedding cake

But not everyone wants to spend a small fortune on their wedding cake. One affordable option is getting it from an Asian bakery. A friend of mine got a cake that fed 150 guests for about $300. Try the cake first, though. It tends to be lighter than your typical cake and frosted with whipped cream rather than buttercream or fondant.


For under $100, there’s always the Krispy Kreme cake, which will not only feed guests, but entertain them, too.


Same goes for the Hostess cake, which Pie V Cake would find more appealing if it were made of TastyKakes.